Can somebody explain this to me?

As I understand it, Ikea... sells... furnature.

So why is it that every time a new Ikea shop opens, there's mass 
hysteria? Why do road planners have to redesign road networks to cope 
with the increased traffic volume? And why is it that every single 
weekend, the entire place is more packed out than a sardine tin?

DFS sells furnature too. But usually DFS is half empty.

Land Of Sofas sells furnature too. But few people shop there.

Actually, John Lewis has a furnature department. It's usually the most 
empty part of the shop.

And anyway, how many items of furnature does the average person buy in 
their entire lifetime? Not damn many! So *why* the hell is Ikea always 
so busy? Why is it that seemingly every day there are muggings and 
stabbings over who gets to go inside first? Why does everybody become 
crazed psychos as soon as they go near Ikea?!

I'm confused...

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